Saturday, May 17, 2008

Prompt: Me


You want to hear more about me?

There ain’t much; it’s not like the comics, these things don’t necessarily happen to people with interesting backstories. I’m just your average slightly overweight, unhappy single 30-something. I work, I come home, I watch some TV, I drink. Just so happens I can hurt people with my mind.

You’ve got me over a barrel. If it’s not true, I’m crazy and should be locked up. If it is, I’m dangerous – a murderer too – and should be locked up. So whatever you want me to do, fine. Just let me out of here.

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