Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Prompt: Cheese

Mysterious

"Say cheese!"

Click.

"I think I blinked."

"It looks fine on the little screen."

"You can never tell. Take another."

"Okay, here we go!"

"Wait!" Aaaah-choo! "Man, it’s all over my hands. One second, I’m gonna go get a tissue."

"Just stay. Okay, let’s do this! Three, two–"

A cellular phone jangles.

So this is hell. Seems somehow... lacking. Effective torment, but I always thought this sort of thing was supposed to run towards poetic justice. My sins weren’t camera-related, nor did group photography figure prominently in my life.

I guess He has no monopoly on "mysterious ways."

1 comment:

Kevin Anderson said...

without a doubt, there will be cell phones in hell