Thursday, August 21, 2008

Drabble: Mean Drunk

Mean Drunk

I’ll tell you, the giant squid have been getting a lot of attention lately, but believe me, it’s all talk.

Oh, sure, they’ve got the mysterious, “secrets of the deep” thing going on. You know why? Cause if you pull one up to the surface it turns into a limp, sticky, ammonia-smelling rag. You pull me to the surface? You’ve got over two thousand pounds of toothy, snapping death.

People used to cower in fear; now it’s “Great White? Ho hum.” It’s not fair!

Kick me out, will you? Sure, go ahead. There are plenty of other sand bars.

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