Saturday, August 30, 2008

Drabble: Questionable


“Dude, you asked that Kelsey Waters chick?”

“Well, actually, I asked Katrina first, but she didn’t want to go.”

“But she’ll be, well, going.”

“I guess that’s true.”

“That’ll be awkward.”

“You might be right.”

“So why, man? You got some kind of weird fetish?”

“No, nothing like that.”

“Then what is it?”

“Check this out. The way I figure it is this. Say you’re out with one of them. One thing leads to another, and things get hot and heavy. What does that mean?”

“I dunno, what?”

“Automatic threesome!” He raised an am-I-right eyebrow.

“Dude, you’re sick.”

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