Sunday, April 13, 2008

Prompt: Vote. No DDS this week, sorry.

Zombies for Roth ‘17

"Look, the caller can believe anything he wants. No evidence has been presented regarding the unethical practices my campaign has been accused of."

"And the exit polls showing overwhelming support among reanimated voters?"

"Entirely circumstantial. Maybe my platform appealed to them."

"So you categorically deny rumors that your campaign bought resurrection time for previously deceased voters in return for their votes?"

"Are you implying a conspiracy to commit electoral fraud?"

"So yes or a no?"

"Look, we engaged in an aggressive get-out-the-vote campaign. I’m confident that we did nothing illegal, and I have nothing further to say."

1 comment:

Kevin Anderson said...

This needs to be a longer story - great idea.