Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Prompt: Obnoxious


"Now that I have you out of the way, Captain Astounding, nobody can foil my plan -- and it is my most brilliant yet!"

"Worse than your Slight Itchiness Ray?"

"Far worse!"

"Worse than your plan to shrink everyone’s underwear half a size so it kind of bunches?"


"Then what?"

"This machine, which I will turn on in just thirteen minutes, at the strike of midnight, will turn off every alarm clock in the city! Can you imagine wat would happen if everyone came in late to work?"

"You wouldn’t! Think of the lost productivity!"

"Just watch me, do-gooder!"

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