Manners
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"Could you please stop that?"
"Stop what?"
"The tapping."
"Oh, I didn’t even know I was doing it. I’ll stop."
"Thanks."
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"You’re doing it again."
"Oh god, I didn’t notice. I’m so sorry. I’ll sit on my hand."
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"Are you tapping under your leg?"
"Sorry, man. I guess I can’t take this as calmly as you."
"It’s just that if I’m going to plummet to my death, I’d like to plummet in peace."
The man broke down sobbing. Some people have no sense of plane crash etiquette.
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