"Actually, I’m running a website myself."
"Oh really? Which one?"
"Is that... so. What’s on the site?"
"What you’d think. We’re the world’s biggest repository of photos and information related to unorthodox round, boiled bread. We have sections for deformed specimens, over- and under-sized bagels, strange flavors. We even have a special section on spreads and toppings – it’s called ‘The Lox Box.’"
"So, do you do this for fun, or is it a money-making venture?" I try to think of how Ridiculous-Bagel.com could possibly be monetized.
"Oh no, I’m just stark raving mad."