Bagel
"Actually, I’m running a website myself."
"Oh really? Which one?"
"Ridiculous-bagel.com."
"Is that... so. What’s on the site?"
"What you’d think. We’re the world’s biggest repository of photos and information related to unorthodox round, boiled bread. We have sections for deformed specimens, over- and under-sized bagels, strange flavors. We even have a special section on spreads and toppings – it’s called ‘The Lox Box.’"
"So, do you do this for fun, or is it a money-making venture?" I try to think of how Ridiculous-Bagel.com could possibly be monetized.
"Oh no, I’m just stark raving mad."
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