Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Drabble: Nostalgia


Gilbert Godfried’s avatar materialises in the consensual-space construct. His appearance is difficult to describe -- as annoying as he was in body, this is so much worse; even with heavy filtering, it’s hard to look at directly for long. And the voice. “So does anyone remember,” comes the shrillest voice -- or at least something enough like a voice not to matter, “that whole All Your Base thing? For great justice, move zigg? What was that all about?” Then he faded from existence.

“Thanks for tuning in to VH1’s ‘I Love The Pre-Singularity Internet!' We’ll be back after these messages.”

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